Eye Heart Horrible Ideas
Uniquely Horrible Ideas From The Everyday Dad
STOP! GO NO FURTHER OR YOU WILL DISCOVER
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I SAID STOP! NOW! GET THAT IDEA OUT OF YOUR HEAD!
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About Us
Eye Heart Horrible Ideas offers a view into my sarcastic, ADHD, caffeine-fueled, twisted mentality and it's inspirations.
What can I say - I was a 90s kid.
Many thanks to Hostinger for making my website-building experience a veritable pleasure. A thousand thanks to DeepL and Google Translate for helping me make the French version!
