Custom & Business Cards
Good Ol' Fashioned "Text Messages"
Design your card in Regular Cards, then choose your copies and additional options if desired.
Business Cards
**STRONG RECOMMENDATION: e-mail us BEFORE making an order for to send us the photo or info so that we may verify if it is able to be processed and confirm with you BEFORE spending any money.
Specialty Card Styles
These cards will be made specifically in the colour(s) available, it is not a matter of choice even on our end.
Simply enter your message, and we will burn one side of the card with that message.
If you desire any special instructions, you may either include them on the message or send us an e-mail to confirm if it is possible.
Portrait & Layered Image Cards
These cards will be made specifically in the colour(s) available, it is not a matter of choice even on our end.
**STRONG RECOMMENDATION: e-mail us BEFORE making an order to send us the photo so that we may verify if it is able to be processed and confirm with you BEFORE spending any money.
For other materials
If you see something on Amazon that you'd like to try having your logo or a message burned onto..
we can probably do it.
Leather, woods, painted tumblers, stones, coasters, even light etchings on glass and steel.
That said, we are JUST starting out at this, and do not have everything on-hand, nor have the machine dialed-in for every known material, and our machine cannot make deep laser engravings in, nor cut through, metal, thick wood, or acrylic. We've even got a lab-quality printer capable of making some pretty sweet bookmarks - even with cut corners - but they are cut by hand.
It will take time and a back-and-forth but it can be likely be done.
If a demand arises for other materials, we will make a section for them, but until then, a message or an e-mail to find out what's possible
will not hurt.
Contact Us
So you have something special in mind? We're up for a challenge.
Send us a message detailing what you have in mind, and we'll get back to you. We'll continue this transaction through e-mail.
Example messages include:
"I'm organizing a fundraiser and I'm looking to get about 100 'You can do it!' messages burned onto little faux-leather badges that I saw on Amazon, in a month. Would that be possible?"
-> Heck yeah it is, good human person! We'll do the math, give you a quote, e-mail you a prototype.
"Dude. I'm looking to give a real mother's day gift to my wife and mother of our child. Not just some cliché flowers. Can you burn our ultrasound onto a card, and cellphone case? Maybe even a leather bookmark?"
-> Heck yeah, good human person. Send it!
"Excuse me sir, but I need 25 thick business cards with some character to them. What can you do for me?"
-> Well we'll see what we can do, won't we? Send your ideas, especially whatever catches YOUR eye, as that is often the best place to start a design, and we'll work up some mock-ups for you and go from there.
"My friend is an artist, and her art is this awesome set of repeating lines that puts us all into a trance. Could we work together and begin burning her art onto your metal cards and progressively fill a binder with her artwork? I feel that the shine of your cards lends to the lines better than printed, even glossy cards."
-> Supporting a fellow artist? Heck yeah, sounds like our thing. We'll work out a long-term bulk discount for regular customers, how 'bout that?
"I want to play a prank on my buddy and have the penises from the Superbad notebook burned onto a card so I can put it into his wallet, with some really eye-catching ones like with your Eye Test card. Can you do that?"
-> That is... interesting. Well it'll take a while, we doubt we can do the more detailed ones, but yeah we can get the simpler ones traced out, sure.
Happy Customers
(that is.. if I had any customers)
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-Me
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-Also Me
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-Me Again
The products from Eye Heart Horrible Ideas never disappoint. They are always a hit with my friends and family.
-Still Me, but we'll say it was someone named George so it looks less sad.